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Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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nasturbate:

rayannezan:

nasturbate:

things i probably should not have said

I fucked your dad

things you probably should not have said

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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myreasonstofangirl:

struttinglikeapotter:

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.

99.9% of tumblr:

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except quidditch

I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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